I am sick

My name is Edd.
And I am in bed.

My throat is sore.
And is getting much more.

My blood is blue.
And I am getting swine flu.

I have a stomach ache.
And I am getting a tooth ache.

I am having a runny nose.
While I am doing a dance pose.

You have to find
That I am getting blind.

I have got a boil.
And you don't know it's made out of foil.

I have constipation.
And dehydration.

I can't hear
Because I drank too much beer.

I've got a blister.
While feeding my sister.

I think I am going to die.
While saying Goodbye.