Cellphones

Cellphones have microphones
They have some games
Of the Thames

It has a clock
Which gives current shock

You can take a picture
Of a picture

If you want to send an email
You have to know your gmail

You get so crazy about cellphones
You didn't even choose your ring tones

You've got to pay five thousand bucks
And for change, you get ducks

You have some rates
Which you pay by plates

They have a sim card
So you can see Cacofonix the Bard (Asterix characters)

If you get some free Tintax (drink in Asterix)
They have probably got it from Dipsomaniax (Asterix characters)

And that's why do buy a cellphone!